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August 19, 2011 at 6:40pm
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Set it in Appalachia. In 2019.

My first meeting as a young screenwriter:

I was sitting next to my manager, whom I didn’t even like, but was grateful for, across from some development people. They liked my indie script and asked what I was working on next.

Me: I was thinking about a serial killer that was working in Poland in the 60’s.

Exec: No. Poland doesn’t sell.

Me: What?

Exec: No one cares about Poland. Set it in Appalachia. (Exec stares at the wall, thinking.) In 2019.

Me: Futuristic? I wasn’t thinking about that.

Exec: Yeah, think about it. Post-Apocalyptic Appalachia.

My manager: She’s not writing a serial killer movie next. She’s writing a comedy.

Me (quietly to him): But I’m not a comedy writer.

My manager (patting my knee): Yes, yes, you are.

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